"So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys- to woo women- and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do."
Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society (via thespian97)
"Oh, you all know at least one. Who knows, maybe you are one. A girl who hates other girls. A girl who says, ‘All my friends are guys.’ A girl who generalizes about other girls, calling them “bitches” and “superficial” and “annoying,” and using all of those things to justify to other people why you don’t have female friends. Here’s a newsflash, cupcake: maybe you don’t have female friends because you’re a jerk and not very pleasant to be around."
GEORGE: I gotta get out of this city. JERRY: So you’re tunneling to the center of the Earth? GEORGE: I’m at the health club and while I’m in the pool, some guy walks off with my glasses. Who steals prescription glasses? ELAINE: You don’t have an old pair? GEORGE: I broke ‘em playing basketball. JERRY: He was running from a bee.